By Nelson Taylor
Do you breed rats and mice which could preen like poodles in a puppy convey? Have inventive juices craving to be set free on a 20-ton block of packed snow? own a melodious voice most fitted to making a song the praises of junk mail? Nope? that is ok, with the United States Bizarro, you will discover out all approximately those that do!
It's a unusual position, the United States, or even when you have a pastime or curiosity that nobody you recognize stocks, there is most likely a gaggle of individuals assembly someplace in the US to get pleasure from it jointly. not just that, yet anyone else's obsession or strange demonstrate of civic satisfaction is being celebrated correct close to you. geared up state-by-state, and illustrated with a few beautiful humorous images, Nelson Taylor's America Bizarro is an hysterical armchair learn which doubles as a pragmatic consultant if you wish to:
See the leaping Frog pageant immortalized by way of Mark Twain in Calaveras County, CA
Be a delegate on the Dukes of Hazzard Fan membership Convention
Munch on Rocky Mountain oysters at Montana's Testicle Festival
Get misplaced in Grandpa John's awesome Maze in a Nebraska cornfield
Tickle, caress, and seduce the ivories in Las Vegas' Liberace "Play-A-Like" Competition
Join Polar endure plungers within the Atlantic in February on the Jersey Shore
Win a truck in Texas' recognized palms on a Hardbody contest
You by no means be aware of. you may be the following overseas Pack Burro Race champion or simply take pleasure in taking within the annual ArtCar Parade in San Francisco. the USA is what you are making it, so make it Bizarro!
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America Bizarro: A Guide to Freaky Festivals, Groovy Gatherings, Kooky Contests, and Other Strange Happenings Across the USA by Nelson Taylor